I came back from work "Get your tyres babe ?" - "Yep , but they said it needed wheel alignment - so I had to pay another £45

"WHAT ??

I got hold of the manager , and asked him why he'd performed an unnecessary wheel alignment on my wifes car - when it was only due in for 2 new front tyres ?
He could tell by my body language , and my tone that i wasnt a happy bunny...
He said they were worn on the edges , and started to try and tell me it was due to the alignment. - "Show me the data ?" i asked . He looked puzzled - "The before & after data" , i repeated.
"Oh , we dont keep it" - he said sheepishly. "OK , show me the old tyres ?"
He huffed , walked over to the corner of the workshop & pulled them out , Proudly displaying them - he pointed out the heavily worn inner and outer shoulders .
"That , pal - is due to under inflation - i know for a fact that there was nothing wrong with the alignment on my wifes car !

"Nah , not always mate

I then explained that excess positive toe would give wear on the outside and excess negative toe would give wear on the inside. You cant wear both sides of the same tyre at the same time with bad front toes ! - He then pulled a very cynical face and said "How do you know that







"Let me tell you something before i really lose my shit -I'm a senior wheel alignment engineer for Jaguar Landrover. In the plant i have 6 wheel alignment rigs that cost over £1.2 million each - I run those rigs . I also manage the service equipment at the Technical Academy, and I train the people , who train your people , how to use that kit !"
- long silence -
"I'll just get your refund Sir
